Readers Wives

At best it was a difficult shoot that started out a little bit awkward for the simple fact Mike, Louises partner of eight years had beginners nerves or for want of another word: stage fright. I also feel a bit guilty that I didn't have my usual chat prior to meeting with both partners. I have worked with Louise Parker before with Sahara which was where I met her for the first time, so I feel honoured that she chose me to shoot her first boy/girl on the basis of that first time.

Mike wasn't very assertive and seemed to lack confidence in his own abilities. I am sure he is a amazing bloke and everything as he is still in a relationship that seems to be a loving 1 after 8 years. My powers of deduction lead me to believe the decision to make this clip was not made with altruistic motives. If there was then there would have not been a problem. The magic ingredient that was missing was; exhibitionism. This is the driving force behind almost all good sex scenes captured on clip and lets face it, Mike is not an exhibitionist. That said though. He was getting the hang of it on the soft version and had I got to know him better we could have shot it the other way round. Soft then hard version last.

All things said and done though, it wasn't a disaster. Far from it. If anything it was as real as it could get in the circumstances that reminds me from time to time that I've been on a good roll so far and that every now and again, I will have my work cut out with editing. After all I managed to capture all the elements to make a film work. The getting it up, the getting it in and the cream shot. Which was fairly spectacular but the way in which it was achieved may not be that dynamic but hey. The best news is, what could end up looking like an average shoot may well end up being a whole lot more as Louise and Mike have offered to shoot their own vid in home made mode which should be a lot better than the effort we made today as well as being that bit more personal. We shall wait and watch what they have in store for us.

I personally thought Amee has a Kirsten Dunst look about her. The again, she has been told she looks like Avril Lavigne. I aint doing too bad in the lookey likeys department in couples am I? Maybe I should do a Real Couples Celebrity lookey likey tape. Now that's a grand idea!

I think Neo had great ideas for the vid and as I said, Amees insecurity kind of stilted things abit . When the camera was of, she flitted around and was such a personable and innocent but mischievous at the same time that if I captured Amee like this you would have loved her so much…I mean it was beautiful even, watching her gyrate around the room on tip toes as if she was doing ballet (which she has done apparently). As soon as the camera went back on, the frivolity in her stopped. I'm sure she was playing a game of being difficult. I've had it before with certain girls who will do every thing for you off camera but won't do it when its on. Still that never got too much in the way of Neo getting a hard on as he got stuck right in there licking his girls shaven twat. She responded well to this, squirming and sighing away. Almost trying to fight it but caving in every now and again. I liked where Neos head was at with the baby oil as he oiled her delicate body and sweet tiny puppies. She really is a darling to look at.

Neo screwed her on the sofa and the rug (which looked to good to be called a rug but for lack of a better word) he shagged her in a variety of positions before cumming buckets inside her vagina. Amee spread her legs to show it dripping out all over the seat and that was that. Another scene for Real Couples in the bag. I hope to see more of Amee and Neo in the future. If they work on the video aspect I feel they will turn out a blinding film next time but then that will be another story…

I have incorporated a new approach to introducing these scenes by way of a not too intrusive interview with which I film the couples separately then intercut their answers. This makes the info they give come across as more interesting, spontaneous and u get a general feel for their personality. I will try to find new approaches but the questions are based on:

What kind of couple they are. How did you meet? What do you most like about your partner? And, whats the wildest thing they have done together

Natasha and Rohman had ideas of using baby oil which I encouraged but because we used a friends house, they declined. We did this because they didn't want to shoot at their home where they share with other students and the day was far too sexy to be shooting in a hotel room. We would have died for sure, melting in a sweltering hot room.

Natasha and Rohman started off (as most couples do) kissing passionately and fondling while removing the clothes but I guess they were in express scene making mode or this was really them. All in all though, they gave a very enthusiastic and dynamic performance as they expressed themselves sexually. Rohman was rock hard like any devoted partner should be when she pulled his trousers down. Va- dugudugudugudugud! is the onamatopeia that come to mind as his stick sprung out like a stiff ruler caught in a desk springboard stylee. Natasha set about slobbing him off all the while looking into his eyes. For a moment, you can dl they were in each others world. They then got down on the floor for a bit of 69 before seating Natasha on the sofa where Rohman inched his wang into her. They fucked away from the sofa to the chair in doggy style then doggy on the sofa, then standing up where I got some real good angles. Like any good wife, Natasha knew from his sounds when he was going to come without him saying it and spun around, his man meat popping out of her , she gave him a couple of sucks before dutifully opening her mouth for the ball nectar she was about to receive. I guess regular porn enthusiasts will be disappointed but Natasha took Rohmans cream into her mouth and swallowed it. I guess I could have stopped them to take pictures but hey, what the hell. They had a moment and I was privileged to document it. I love couples bloke, they're the best!

Nancy from Playboy US got in touch via the Real Couples website earlier this year and after much internal discussion at STM HQ it was agreed I should assist them on producing a reportage they wanted to do about the site. Normally I um-ah about such things especially where British TV comes in but these guys were flying in from the US specially and I was fast to realise the potential doing such a show could have on raising the profile of the Real Couples site and of course, muy profile in association with it. I considered the downsides of another cameraman getting in the way of the shoot which I've experienced with my time working alongside John Mason. After months of planning I considered the aforementioned couples as suitable candidates to assist me on this project for several reasons.

One being that most normal couples would not have agreed to be filmed by anyone outside of me that was going to give them more exposure outside of the internet and dvd/ cable sales/ broadcast.

Two, the ability to perform in such circumstances with two different crews at the same time. Other factors aside, I considered my choices wisely with those who would indeed benefit from this opportunity.

Then before the moment came to pass, I decided I wanted to shoot the hard versions to make sure I didn't compromise on the quality of shoot the patrons of the site had come to know and respect, feeling, had I done everything, stills hard and soft versions on the day, I would have tired myself and my performers out to the point it would have been an uninspired shoot. It turned out this was a wise decision. After much shifting of dates I finally got round to shooting Taylor and Pete whom I met at the BGAFD . Taylor suggested I shoot them for Real Couples. The interesting thing was, I knew Taylor and Pete were not an item in the traditional sense, being more fuck buddies who met up on a porn shoot and hit it off so well, they socialise and have sex off camera with no remuneration for their cadences. The fact they are steady fuck buddies qualifies in my opinion and it showed on the day. I would describe Taylor as a drivng force in all the scenes she appears in. My earliest experience of her was on a shoot coming out soon on Naughty Shorties 6 with Mark Sloan, before her boob job where shehad blond hair. The personality hasn't changed 1 bit, just the looks that I would describe as “more extreme” in keeping with her sexual persona.

Finally met Lolly Badcock. And she was everything I had come to expect she was over the months leading up to this day. All I had to go on was word of mouth about her reliability, enthusiasm, dynamic performance and her wild “psychological” type scenes with Mick, her husband. Already, the pair intrigued me and I was hoping none of this raw sexuality would be lost before I got a chance to document it.. It was probably just as well I shot the hard version a week before the soft/ Playboy shoot then. The week before I got an honest to goodness performance thatI was happy with, though Mick was not so sure about. I could understand his attitude towards professional performing and producers alike which is why I let couples perform in their own time and only offer direction if it is needed. I suspect Lolly can be a bit of a handful, in a nice kind of way but that is the essential thing that makes this series so special. Every couple brings something interesting to the table and I accepted this was it for them.

The clip kicked off in a deliberate corn ball porn type of waywith Lolly flitting in to direct her husbands attention away from work, cue, snogging, fondling and licking of boobies to fever pitch and Mick picks her up and brings her over to the sofa where he continues before exploring her with his tongue and fingers before breaking out the toys and sticking 1 up her bum and another in her vagina before she turns her attentions to him by sucking his boner, then its all shag fest city here we come stuff leading up to anal, rump to mouth and more fucking on the floor doogy style where Mick pulls out of Lolly close to climax as she turns around, mouth open to receive his cream. Rousing stuff indeed.

Playboy came down a week later to video me filming them on the job and interviewed them which I felt went well, though Mick was stressed out about matters outside of what is my business but still delivered what I considered an adequate scene. I say this because he really was not in the most friendliest of moods that day Still, the soft cut together quite well and you wouldnt know what happened on the day

Our last day. The girls were woken early by the building shaking as an earthquake was in congress but it turned out it was due to the heavy industrial machines they were using to flatten the street outside which the workmen have been engaged with since Monday. We wererat The Casa Italia on the outskirts of Prague, the area that was severely flooded a year ago. It is now in a period of reconstruction and loking all the better for it. Today was the loudest day and I was hoping to shoot in Katalin and Saharas apartment. They suggested I shouldnt. I wanted to do it because it was fun but as circumstances turned out, I had to shoot in the upstairs one where Faye and I were staying.

There was a knock at the door and I answered it to find a beautiful lady standing there and no Dennis the boyfriend. They had come separately. Pardon the pun. Dennis arrived ten minutes later after parking his car and by this time Katalin and Sahara had made their way to the airport. I was hoping Dennis understood my direction that without the lights being set up, I wanted real ambient light, preferring to use my onboard light as a fill in. I don't like scenes that are lit up like studio sets. Well, not this line anyway.

Another thing, and I can't really blame the euro performers for giving their best to the producer, but they seem so serious in their work. I had to stress to Dennis I want the clip lively and real. I want Dennis and Petty not what I think they should be. Have fun. Dennis tends to stare at me for awhile like I'm not sure if he understands but I think he got my drift as he did deliver a good performance as did his girlfriend. They've been together a fair while and Dennis disclosed he would like to marry her at some point. They nailed on the kitchen table, the chair and the sofa before Dennis inched his tool up Pettys arse hole and nailed her in a variety of positions alternating between twat and arse. I think this is termed as sinking the pink and the brown before getting her in the reverse cowgirl for a bit where she rode him to climax in her vagina rounding off a tiring but productive week of shoots that was, not entirely without its problems but I feel vindicated that it was all good. I would like to thank Karl for organising the shoots on behalf of myself, Sahara and Katalin and his lovely girlfriend Satin for being so accommodating. She also did a wonderful job on make up on all but the Real Couples scenes (I like to keep that raw and real). U can look forward to these shoots on Kat Vargas Bedtime Stories and Simply Sahara in the next few months after it has premiered on www.clittyslickers.com and www.realcouples.co.uk first of course. No doubt Sahara will inform u of her new site when it is prepared.

The amazing thing about meeting Jolly was that she was better looking in person than the pictures I saw. To look at her boyfriend, you'd think he was already a porn star and better still, as a performing couple, they were brand new as in never done anything before until now. So I was the 1 who got to try them out first. Despite the language barrier, I got Lucy to translate to them I want the film as real and creative as they could give me. This they did with vigour.

There was no lying about the fact these 2 were definitely an item, by the way they made eye contact, the communication in their language. Something that was hard for them to do since English speaking producers, mainly Americans don't want them to talk unless they talk English. I encouraged it and for all I know the guy could have been snarling to his girlfriend: “Why u look at black bloke!U want suck his boner! I will kill him and roast his balls on open fire for u!” For all I know, but seriously, I'm sure it was something more intimate, more between them and if this was a test shoot. Michael passed with flying colours. Jolly lived up to her name revelling in the fucking from the bathroom where they watched themselves in the mirror before she squatted down to eagerly suck her juices off his cock. He returned the favour by licking her out and talking to her (in Czech). They moved the action to the sofa where they nailed in several positions. I think doggy style was their favourite position of choice before moving the action to the kitchen table chair and the bedroom where Jolly checked herself out in the wardrobe mirror as Michael pounded and grinded into her slut. I forgot to mention that he spunked in her skank on the sofa and cracked one out over her face at the end further proving a hot mov without anal sex can well and truly be just that…a hot vid.

Fevrd is not exactly new to this getting his willy out and doing all manner of rudeness with ladies on camera lark but on the day he was unusually nervous. He said he didn't want to let me down but I think performing with your partner is sometimes harder than performing with a teen as a 1 off performance but he pulled it off quite well, pardon the pun.

Emma was done up in a ebony pvc skirt and stringy revealing top and thigh high boots, which Fevrd really loves. After watching her do a strip while sticking out her bum (she had no knickers on mind) Fevrd busied himself wanking to the spectacle of her on the pole and approached her whilst bent over and sank his tool to the hilt in her hairy twat and began thrusting away turned on all the while about her wearing no knickers under her mini skirt. He stepped back and enacted a fantasy scenario as if she was a young young babe on the street at a bus stop minding her own business as she walked around the pole acting coy then he ordered her to come over and bend over touching her toes and stuck his peen in for a few strokes before repeating the same procedure, the next time he got her to squat in front of him and suck his cock for awhile before acting out the same nice lady scenario of making herself look proper like a lady before getting her back to be a bitch, pulling her skirt up and fucking her again.

They moved the shagging to the bench then on the futon where he stuck his weiner in her arse, they continued this for several different positions before Emma ended up on her back with her vagina brought up in the air so Fevrd could jack off all over her slut rounding off a pleasurable and imaginative shoot. As Emma said, third time lucky. I got you in the end for Real Couples is what I would say Look out for Fevrd Ruff Shag adventures coming soon from Wrist Action Entertainment…Yes, seriously.

Afficianados amongst you may recognise the rather attractive ebony female here under her many other stage name pseudonyms. Robin, Marissa, Black Luv Today, however, she will be known as Karis. The shoot was special in so far that Karis and Mike are getting married tomorrow. Now that would be a scene eh? On their wedding day, Karis in her wedding dress, doing it in the back of the limo and the honeymoon in the hotel suite.

What I got was a couple who were out partying all night at SophistiCats, rolling in knackered at 7am in the morning to only have me turn up a few hours later to do this shoot. In all honesty, Mike had to be jump started abit before starting which wasn't too difficult when u clock eyes on how gorgeous his soon to be wife is. I joked about this being the Samantha Mumba celebrity tape. I think she bears an uncanny resemblnce don't you think? Although flawed by this set back, it was a pretty torrid performance lacking in a few details I would have liked but as the saying goes: “it's all real baby!” Besides, I felt that most of you out there could identify with the partying couple tired after a night out shagging when they got back home.

Mike spent a lot of time eating out her ho to get himself psyched up which didnt take too long and Karis was definitely not complaining. She returned the favour by sucking his wang before they got it on in various positions on the sofa.Mike rounded off with a torrential cream shot all over Karis shaved vag and shoved his man meat in her mouth to suck straight after, almost suffocating the poor woman. Still, a vastly superior performance compared to the last time her Karis's ex botched the shoot by coming on the stills session prior to the vid shoot. As it turned out, I got the better shoot this time thanks to Mike. Thanks to Karis for making it happen. I've always wanted her on Real Couples as I'm sure you will agree she is 1 lovely teen to look at but without the bloke, it wouldn't be Real Couples would it…More like Real Wanking Girls…Er then again, maybe not.

Up to Norwich today to shoot the seriously shaggable Shelly and her boyfriend of three years, Alan who were really cool and surprisingly easy to work with on pictures, seeing that we made short shrift of the session to get right onto doing the movie which, despite their having done it a few times before weren't as dynamic in their positioning as I would have hoped but this was largely my fault as I told them I was more into documenting them rather than directing the action. This aside, they were a lot better than I expected, since I took care to get interesting angles of them having sex.

They started off kissing, which had I thought of it at the time, would have opted for a more teasing intor to show off Shellys body, which I'm sure many of you appreciators of the fine art of the female form will appreciate, considering she has 2 children already (not with Alan). They moved the action to the sofa where she sucked his wang teasingly before Alan returned the favour to lick on her meaty twat flaps. I love that type of vagina by the way and was even tempted to ask for a lick but decided to conduct my self properly rather than a dog in heat, besides, refusal sometimes offends so it was best not to even go there, since they were doing so well anyway. Alan moved into a position to insert his wang into her slut and was good enough to do it in a way that I could dl with a camera. Too many times, couples are used to performing that the male smothers the partner with his body but since chemistry was at work here and these were'nt porno performers, I made the exception.

Then something funny happened. There was a sound of keys in the door followed by several bangs of protestation to open it. It was Alans flatmate who had returned home earlier than expected. The siutation was funny as Alan struggled to put his clothes on and make the place appear normal while relocating the shoot upstairs to the bedroom, all with a hard on that wouldnt quit. I was in full-expect anything mode documenting the goings on as it happened. I do love my distractions.